anomaly·mellow

The Affiliate Programme

Share what you actually like.
Keep 40% of what you bring in.

If you read How to Be Bored Again and you'd like to tell people about it, this is the way to do it that also pays you something. No quotas, no minimums, no awful affiliate-dashboard with 16 popups.

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The maths

Every sale you refer earns you 40% of the purchase price. The book is £9 (your share: £3.60). The Full Practice Pack is £25 (your share: £10.00). Cookie window is 90 days, so a click in March still pays you for a sale in June.

We pay out by PayPal once you're over £20. No threshold games, no disappearing-cookie nonsense, no opaque hold periods.

How it works

  1. 01.

    Apply

    One short form. We read every application by hand. Most decisions come back within two working days. We're looking for people who'd actually recommend the book to someone, not click-farms.

  2. 02.

    Get your link

    Once you're approved, you log in and find your unique link at the top of your dashboard. Something like anomalymellow.com/?ref=your-name. Use it anywhere.

  3. 03.

    Share it where it fits

    On your newsletter. In a podcast description. In a Pinterest pin. In a quiet text to a friend who's been struggling to read books lately. Wherever it belongs. We'll provide pin designs, OG images, and copy snippets you can use, or not.

  4. 04.

    Watch the dashboard

    Clicks, conversions, and commission appear in real time. You'll see every sale attributed to your link, when it cleared the refund window, and when it became payable.

  5. 05.

    Get paid

    Once you're over £20 in cleared commission, hit “request payout” on your dashboard. We pay by PayPal within a few working days.

Honest small print

  • Commission is paid on the sale price (excl. PayPal's fee, which we cover from our share).
  • Self-referrals don't pay commission. The buyer email is checked against your affiliate email.
  • Refunded sales are clawed back automatically.
  • The 90-day cookie counts from the most recent click. We attribute on a last-click basis.
  • We can pause or close an affiliate account for fraud or repeated misrepresentation of the book.
  • Don't bid on “anomaly mellow” on Google Ads. We're a small operation. We'll find out.

Ready to apply?

Two minutes. No CV, no portfolio, no pitch deck.

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